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Joke of the Day

"As I stood under the running water in the shower I couldn't help but think of those poor, thirsty kids in Africa. It made me cum faster."

"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one animal... It was a Shit-zoo"

"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"

"Her + Gravity = 2001: A Space Odyssey"

"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."

"What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior? The Illuminaughty"

"Three popes walk into a bar. Wow, that place is popeular!"

"How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Why do we need change? (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)"