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Joke of the Day

"I didn't vote for Trump, but at least Now I get to find out how He's going to Build That Wall and make Mexico pay for it."

"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."

"can you start monday at 8? ""yes, thank you for the opportunity"" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? ""am or pm?"""

"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."

"A superposition walks into a bar . . . . . . or ***did*** it???"

"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"

"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""

"Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'? Because he's not a full ese."

"What's the worst part of having a lung transplant? Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours."