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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn"

"You want to know my favorite letter in the gangsta's alphabet? GHETT-O!"

"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."

"How do you keep someone in suspense?"

"This show 2 broke girls"

"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."

"If you've been married less than a year, stop with all the love and marriage quotes. S hit will eventually hit the fan..."

"I heard they were going to put Frederick Douglass on the Fifty. But they were worried it would only be worth $30."

"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"

"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."