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Joke of the Day

"Why do nuns always travel in pairs? Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none."

"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."

"My eyesight is good, but my strongest sense is non."

"""Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"" ""Because its a gas planet son"""

"Where on Earth can you find the highest concentration of Jews? In the atmosphere."

"What is this 'wrong hole' you people speak of?"

"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"What's long, green and smells like pork? ""Kermit the frogs fingers"""

"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."