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Joke of the Day
"They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks."
Next Joke
"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish."
"If you're going to go house hunting, try to blend in with your surroundings. Wear aluminum siding."
"How do you kill a troll? Take away its internet access."
"If Usain Bolt ever becomes a zombie we are all screwed."
"How do tacos fair in a war? They tend to be shells of their former selves"
"How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!"
"What do you call a know-it-all that likes doing bad stuff to kids? Encyclopedophile"
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."