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Joke of the Day
"They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks."
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"My sex life is like 9/11 No one wanted it."
"People ask how I'm so prepared for Christmas It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since August, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy"
"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: ""Hey, we don't usually get a lot of talking penguins."" And the penguin responded: ""Well, no wonder - at these prices!"""
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
"What do you get when you cross the Queen of England and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel."
"My wife doesn't like communism jokes. I capitalize on'em."
"Just a morbid knock knock joke. : Knock Knock : Who's there : Not my dad : *Sob*"
"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia."
"""Sorry but It's me or the label maker."" [takes GIRLFRIEND label off her shirt] ""Thank y-"" [sticks on a label that says EX-GIRLFRIEND]"