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Joke of the Day

"There was a tragedy in Mexico.. It was a two car pile up 40 people died. Got any other funny jokes guys?"

"I was at Morrisons earlier and the cashier asked a foreign couple if they needed help packing. I thought ""Fuck me, this is getting serious"""

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"""Well, there goes the end of my arm,"" said Tom offhandedly."

"Welcome to hipster fights. You can ironically hang your scarves over there. There's PBR and tacos in the food truck. Don't enjoy yourself."

"I had an awkward moment with my english teacher. Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction."

"I'm having a meeting tomorrow at 5 for people that have trouble ejaculating. If you can't come, just let me know."

"I like to stop at the UPS store late at night and leave little notes on their door letting them know I stopped by but they weren't open."

"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."