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Joke of the Day
"Hear about that guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
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"Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden"
"Me: Sometimes you need to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, enfarcorate, and move on. You know what I'm saying? Friend: ..."
"The War on Terrorism.... ....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans."
"Reality show idea: ""So You Think You Can Touch Mike Tyson's Nose."" Hidden camera. Tyson isn't in on it."
"I have a joke Susan Boyle"
"[American Politics] Why do Republicans favor small government? To bitter fit in my uterus."
"I decided not to invest in that seafood processing plant... ...something smelled fishy."
"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"
"Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage.."