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Joke of the Day

"""Well, there goes the end of my arm,"" said Tom offhandedly."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes. (sorry if repost)"

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."

"What's a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."

"*Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: ""Who was that, your girlfriend?"" *Everyone laughs* NERD: ""Nope. It was yours."" *Dead silence*"

"North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor."

"It takes balls to get a vasectomy."

"Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off? So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school."

"There's a name for people without beards Women"

"I was having sex with this girl last night and she kept screaming the wrong name all night. I wonder who tape is..."