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Joke of the Day

"An ATM machine that gives you a hug and whispers 'Everything will be ok' into your ear when you check your account balance."

"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"

"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."

"Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!"

"What's a Brit's favorite baked good? cake."

"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."

"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."

"Lazy assholes.. They just don't give a shit."

"Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."