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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."

"It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head."

"Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her Pupils straight"

"Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?"

"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."

"[reeling in big fish and turns to friend] you got the net? ""yes"" ok, google how to get this thing in the boat"

"I spent the past 2 years looking for my girlfriend's killer But no one will do it"

"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"

"What is a ninja's favorite beverage? WA-TAHHHHH! Edit: **notBenstar** and **dogboyboy** are correct... Ninjas are silent killers. So, it should read: ""What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage."""

"Where was Timmy when the bomb fell? Everywhere."