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Joke of the Day

"Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to ""reconnect"". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass"

"A missionary noticed a particularly happy cannibal Missionary: Joe, you look unusually cheery today. CannibalJoe: Today wife gave me head"

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in."

"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?"

"My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can ""make lots of money like the man outside walmart."""

"What's a waste of time, wrapped up and is regular near Christmas? Shitty Christmas Jokes"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? Pizzas smell good in the oven"

"*skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds"

"A woman asked me ""What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"" I said ""Congratulations!!!"""