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Joke of the Day

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""

"What do you get when you cross a whore and a leprechaun. A little green fucker about two feet tall. (Best told orally so can hold hands two feet apart.)"

"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"

"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"

"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."

"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."

"""Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""Seems fine."""

"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""

"I don't know why they have flavored condoms It's not like my asshole has taste buds. My brother told me this, sorry if it's a repost."

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"