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Joke of the Day

"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."

"Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers"

"Why did the Irishman eat only two hundred and thirty-nine beans? Because eating one more would have been two-farty."

"What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath? Porridge."

"An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over sex Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians! Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!"

"After grandpa's unfortunate steamroller incident last year, man crush Monday is always a difficult time for me and my family."

"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"

"I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie."

"Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze"

"Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke on Facebook & gets 170 ""we are praying for you"" & an intervention."