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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men."

"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"

"When I'm in the bathroom a long time, I come out sniffing & wiping my nose so people think I was doing coke and not making a doody"

"My dog eats too much food and throws it up. EVERYDAY. I swear to God if she keeps this up, she's going to look amazing."

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example"

"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave :)"

"A bear walks into a bar. When he get to the bar he says ""I' ll have a rum and.......coke."" ""Why the long pause?"" asks the bartender. The bear replies ""Well, I am a bear"""

"If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?"

"Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in"

"I know one person who thinks he's an owl. Who? Now I know two."