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Joke of the Day
"Your mama's so fat She needs to use [Terashare](http://terashare.net)"
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"Wanna hear a bondage joke? Sorry I'm all tied up at the moment"
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage."
"My son on the morning of his prom: ""Well, it just occurred to me that I paid $130 to go to my school at night."""
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"
"what colour are Marios overalls? denim denim denim"
"Brain: he must study-how? *Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good."
"Shout out to my arms for always being by my side... & my legs for being there every step of the way"
"""Sooth."" -a soothsayer"