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Joke of the Day
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway"
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"Me: Hello Teacher: Hello M: How's my kid doing in school? T: How's my kid doing in school? I hate parrot teacher conferences"
"I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries."
"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."
"At a restaurant: ""Would you like a table?"" ""No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."""
"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."
"What did the curtain rod say to the blinds? Nice shades. (sorry)"
"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tss."