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Joke of the Day

"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."

"Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better."

"Why do people never eat clocks?.... Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."

"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty except for a single dog... It was a Shih Tzu."

"6-year-old: Can I have some Oreos? Me: You have the flu. 6: I'm sick, not dead."

"What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !"

"What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"Trump Says Immigrants take Jobs Americans Refuse to take. Like being his wife."

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."