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Joke of the Day

"A blind person, and girl drop into a well Girl says: It's so dark in here, don't you agree? Blind guy: Sigh* Girl: Oh so you're deaf too."

"[Interview] CEO: Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm? GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:"

"Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think."

"I used to work at an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"A hipster walks into a bar... and says ""This place sucks now, it used to be better before all the hipsters took over."""

"Illiterates won't understand this joke."

"I fucked a girls butthole."

"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."

"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""

"Did you hear about the Indian man who was recently employed as a comedian? He got a punjabi."