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Joke of the Day
"Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes."
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"a 3 year old daughter * her - will i have a baby in my belly some day? * her dad - if u want to.. * her - no, that place is for candies"
"How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."
"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"
"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."
"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."
"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."
"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."
"[Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin"
"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."