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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"

"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"

"People are not giving Trump enough credit from last nights debate He just beat off two guys at the same time on national TV"

"What Does a Gynecologist and a Pizza worker have in common? They both get to smell it, but neither gets to eat it."

"I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. Lather. Rinse. Repeat!"

"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"

"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."

"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."

"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."

"Why are there no apps for my pager?"