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Joke of the Day
"Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names."
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"What's the worst part about being black? Even the name has 'lack' in it"
"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
"Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex"
"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."
"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."
"What's your best elephant joke sequence?"
"i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW"
"Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares."
"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."