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Joke of the Day

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""Haha good one!"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap"

"What do I have in common with neutrinos? We are both constantly penetrating your mum."

"I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."

"What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death"

"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"

"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers."

"Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork."

"What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meowntain"

"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"

"What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer. (I wrote this yesterday)."