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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the stick of butter confess his feelings? Because somethings are butter left unsaid."
Next Joke
"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."
"What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment? ma'lady"
"What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede."
"What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals"
"What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ? A Gorilla"
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"How do you pronounce ""nihilism?"" It doesn't matter"
"What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !"
"Everyone has something they do after sex like taking a shower. I just get out of my uncles car, and cry all the way home."