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Joke of the Day
"She said she needed her space and time.. Why didn't she ask for her velocity then?!"
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"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"
"What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer."
"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"
"what do you call a cat in a blender? Meow Mix"
"You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you? Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist."
"I wouldn't eat food cooked by aliens because they cum in peas!"
"Jew joke Why are Jewish men circumcised? Their women won't touch anything that's not 20% off"
"What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."
"Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven."