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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin."
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"When someone asks if I want to hold their baby, I casually mention that I'm constantly tempted to see how far I can throw things."
"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""
"I don't mean to generalize but you don't really see too many good looking customers coming out of adult book stores"
"Where do burgers like to dance? At a meatball!"
"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."
"I want to break up. It isn't you. It's a me...mario!"
"Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? He wanted to go bear foot."
"Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs."
"how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles"