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Joke of the Day

"Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US Dinosaur 911: is it the sun Dinosaur: haha probably. bye"

"Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular? He was a polar bear!"

"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""

"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"

"Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum? Coz 'e-mmental!"

"Got a blowjob from a blind girl last night... ..or at least I think it was a blowjob, it was dark and my bionic cock doesn't feel shit."

"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."

"I have a date this weekend with a girl who has a shoe fetish... But I'm a little worried about getting off on the wrong foot."

"Before snapping your neck, Chuck Norris will tell you the best shampoo you should have used."

"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"