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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."
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"When I was visiting the islands in Alaska, I thought I saw an eye doctor wandering around... It was just an optical Aleutian."
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. He's too young to know about sex, so I told him they're just lazy."
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"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."
"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."
"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."
"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."
"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt."
"A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure."