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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."

"I remember my first sexual encounter. It was really a frightening experience. I was all by myself!"

"My Boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I nailed it! My friend Steve figured I would of screwed it up."

"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."

"My penis is so polite..... .....it stands up to give ladies a place to sit down."

"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"

"I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn't find a pair anywhere."

"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"

"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"