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Joke of the Day

"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"

"It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still."

"What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba."

"There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three. I don't know why,"

"I heard I'm so bad at making jokes. It's laughable."

"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They aren't gonna fall for that one again."

"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."

"I like my women the way I like my software Without any viruses and I don't have to pay"

"What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party? A BOOkake party!"

"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."