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Joke of the Day

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."

"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."

"A man walks into a caffe splash"

"""I need to talk to you."" Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever."

"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."

"UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of. The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!"

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road? To **GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!**"

"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."

"[Water cooler] -Looks like you had a wild weekend! How'd you get the scratches? *flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah."

"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."