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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels can't handle it"

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"I work in retail, a married man made me laugh Me: Hi sir, can I help you? Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!"

"I became rich by selling fertilizer. I have some very prosperous phosphorus."

"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"Some people say I have my mom's eyes... but since they can't find them they've never been able to prove it in a court of law."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."

"*phone rings* Wife: ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me (a dad): ""Hello. Yes my wife is here. Hey, Not In. It's for you."" Wife: ""...."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the Freezer"

"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""