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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex Ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels can't handle it"

"What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?"" ""You're fine how am I? """

"Babies make for the worst pets ever, I try to explain to all of the expectant mothers at the grocery store."

"One of my friends told me how electricity is measured And I was like watt?"

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."

"Why is sleeping the second most favorite activity of people's lives? Because it follows their first favorite activity, sex."

"What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship? Vloody Putin"

"I was watching some strange porn the other night... ...it had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated. Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on."

"I went into the changing room in a clothing store several times... But it stayed the same."