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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere"
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"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."
"Reddit More like shmreddit"
"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"
"What is Santa's favorite music? Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8....)"
"What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!"
"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."
"My coworker couldn't decide which grandparents should be her 2 children's legal guardians, so I said to split them up. Then you only have to decide who gets the top half, who gets the bottom."
"big pharma. if youre reading this i have an idea for a pill that makes you tinier so you can fit into secret zones. i will let you invent it"