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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
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"I think I've lost an electron. Ion a minute, are you positive?"
"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."
"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"
"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"
"I got good news and bad news The bad news is there's no good news. The good news is... well I just told you. OR The good news is there's no bad news. The bad news is... well I just told you."
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones."
"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"Why is Donald Trump always biting his fingers? Because they look just like Vienna sausages."