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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... without a penis."
"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""
"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"
"What do you call a snake that studies past events? A HISSSSStorian."
"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""
"The forest animals are about to rip me apart but suddenly they back off. Hillary Clinton emerges from the trees. The animals bow their heads"
"Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy."
"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."
"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""