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Joke of the Day
"I think I've lost an electron. Ion a minute, are you positive?"
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"If you can take my girl, then you can have her. If I can take your girl, then you can have her too."
"For Christmas my wife wanted something that went from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds. So I bought her a scale."
"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""
"Pharmacist: ""That'll be $97."" Long pause. We both bust out laughing. ""Have a good day, comrade."" he says, handing me the prescription."
"What are caterpillars afraid of? **Dog**erpillars!"
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."
"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"
"After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we'd all be a lot skinnier."
"How does a farmer count cows? with a cow-calculator."