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Joke of the Day
"New Year's Eve is just a myth created by the government to sell you more years"
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"So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho."
"What's the best part about having a blind partner? You know they won't be seeing other people."
"What do you call a jackass in the mafia? A donkey."
"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."
"Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, ""Do all fairy tales begin with ""Once upon a time?"" I said, no, some begin with ""If elected, I promise to........................"""
"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."
"You can buy a birthday cake if it's not your birthday, those dipshits don't even check your ID."
"Bigger Breasts Wife: ""How can I make my breasts bigger?"" Husband: ""Just rub toilet paper between them"" Wife: ""Why would that work?"" Husband: ""It worked on your butt"""
"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."