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Joke of the Day
"Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :("
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"This bum said everyone who gives him $10 gets a ""special"" surprise in the alley. My gut says no......but my heart says its a puppy!"
"FB friend's boy in a baseball uniform pic: ""Our little pitcher"" Me: ""He looks more like a catcher"" Nobody got it. So I'm back here.."
"I consider myself a dog person I love ass in my face"
"Help free the reindeer from sleighvery."
"Well, I've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'XL' and 'killing myself.'"
"My bedtime is 9:11pm... So I never forget."
"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"
"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."
"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."