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Joke of the Day
"How do tectonic plates have fun? They meet up and crack each other up."
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"Rape in an elevator is wrong.... on so many levels"
"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"
"Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine."
"What is the fastest cake in the world? scone. 's gone"
"Boss: It's almost quitting time. Drinks? Me: In my top desk drawer. Help yourself. Boss:..."
"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"I already blamed 5 of my problems on Black Lives Matter, 7 on political correctness and 3 on the Ghostbusters reboot. Need more scapegoats."
"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."