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Joke of the Day

"I had a thought the other day Losing 15 pounds sounds a lot better in America than in England."

"Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is ""married.""nLike that's gonna stop me!"

"My wife got a restraining order against me. I love it when she plays hard to get."

"How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb."

"What's the cheapest meat to buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."

"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ? His wife !"

"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"