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Joke of the Day
"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"
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"Did you hear bout the new iphone with professional camera? Its called the eyephone."
"How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word? Get another old lady to say ""BINGO!"""
"I'm going to name my child Dick.. It rolls straight off the tip of my tongue."
"One thing is for sure about people who want to do Bono. They want to screw U2. I'll show myself out..."
"Do people who swirl and sniff their wine in the glass know that it tastes just the same straight from the bottle? Amateurs."
"Keep calm and stop making different versions of that ""keep calm"" poster."
"69'd the wife then went to buy donuts after. The guy at the counter said he already knew what I wanted, so I asked how..... He said ""You had 'glazed' all over your face. """
"My girlfriend text me ""lets watch Godzilla""........ I reply ""look at the mirror""!"
"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"