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Joke of the Day
"My son would have been 16 today... It's too bad he died after being caught in my wife's bed."
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"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"
"One time, I considered becoming a gynecologist... ...but then I heard I'd be dealing with twats every day."
"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"
"Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25"
"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""
"I won the Most Unreliable Employee award. I'll collect it when I can be bothered to go back in."
"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"
"Junkie grandson : Grandma,grandma did you see my pills I left on the table ? Grandma: F*ck the pills,did you see those dragons in the kitchen ?"