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Joke of the Day

"When I was an altar server, my priest was transferred to another diocese. It was a load off my back."

"MISSED CONNECTION: I gave you the Heimlich maneuver on Bleecker St. You insisted you weren't choking and put up a good fight."

"On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited... On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited. So I took her to the kitchen :P"

"i like my women like i like my coffee silent"

"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment? He kept looking at his hoes."

"The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though."

"How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !"

"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."