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Joke of the Day

"Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment? He kept looking at his hoes."

"In dog beers I've only had 2."

"I'll never read pride & prejudice I'm way to good to get into a book that probably goes all preachy on me"

"What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up old shit."

"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"

"Ad: You like to save money, right? Me (thinking): dear god, they've read my diary"

"There once was a woman named Hill (ary) There once was a woman named Hill whose cunt was of case-hardened steel. She would get a great thrill from an emery wheel, or an off-center pneumatic drill."

"No bullshit, if any color is unemployed, its maroon"