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Joke of the Day
"How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !"
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"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"[in DM] She: Don't talk like that. Me: With my thumbs?"
"Why do ants not go to church? Because their in sects"
"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"
"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."
"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"
"If I got 1 for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive"
"When a package says ""Easy Open"" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber."