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Joke of the Day

"I like to remind my kids who's boss by putting a cherry tomato on top of their ice cream sundaes every once in a while."

"A sociopath walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""What do you feel like having?"" ""Nothing."""

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later."

"Friends are like boobs. You've got small ones, big ones, real ones, and fake ones."

"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."

"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"

"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."

"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."

"What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea? Bouncing on a buoy (boy)"

"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"