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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between white students and black students? Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school."

"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"

"Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?"

"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."

"An Indian man named Shakher opens a fries stall ... in London and calls it ""Shakher Fries."" He is still wondering why everyone seems to be shaking their fries after putting them in paper bags."

"What happens to lawyers after they die? They lie still."

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"Why did the cookie smoke weed? Because he wanted to get baked."

"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."