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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese . . . so he can make America grate again."
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"Bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers."" A time traveler walks into a bar..."
"TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men."
"supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word instant' and replaec it with sudden'"
"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."
"*sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination? HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"