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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese . . . so he can make America grate again."

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeeeeettttt!"

"Why can't two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."

"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."

"My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza."

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""

"What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy? Be the change you want to see in the world."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken"

"How do you kill a bear without a weapon? With your bare hands."

"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"