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Joke of the Day

"Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!"

"""Are you coming over?"" ""Yes, I'm coming over."" ""We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."""

"HER: Wow you look great. ME: Thanks. I use both my eyes."

"""I think we should feel other people."" (Blind couple breaking up.)"

"Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!"

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"what is a feminists favorite branch of mathematics? Triggernometry"

"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."

"If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now"

"When God closes a door, he opens a window. So God's pretty clearly getting high in his dorm room."