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Joke of the Day

"I had this really funny joke about the sun i was going to tell you all, but some bastard has made a funnier joke about the moon and totally eclipsed it."

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"I was asked a million dollar question today ""Is that your car that just crashed into my lamborghini ??"""
"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"
"Take me down to Orion city... where the girls are green and the grass is pretty."
"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."
"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
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"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."
"Person: you only live once Me: that is the best news I've heard all day"
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