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Joke of the Day

"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."

"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."

"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."

"What did Superman get at the supermarket? A Super Bowl"

"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the altar boy in the back off the head"

"A man using Apple maps walks into a bar... Or maybe it was a hospital? Or possibly a church?"

"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"

"When you realize you're enjoying the May weather... But you want Pacquiao to win..."

"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."

"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."