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Joke of the Day

"[My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack-cluster."

"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"

"Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings to save, but usually gain very little interest."

"Whoever said Obama never created any jobs... Obviously has never heard of Isis"

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."

"What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!"

"He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!"

"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"

"I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians. I'd call the company ""Lickety Split Delivery""."

"Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !"