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Joke of the Day
"ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."
"It is too hot in India now There's a cap for that."
"I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it."
"What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin"
"Scientists have shown that putting the phrase ""Scientists have shown"" in front of anything will make people read it."
"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."
"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."
"what do you call a Kentucky farm girl who can run faster than her dad? A Virgin"
"I found where my mom hid the scissors, so everyone in my house woke up with a new haircut this morning."