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Joke of the Day

"ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !"

"I think Google's a woman... Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions."

"What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist? Two syllables."

"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"

"Girls who are easy on the eyes are usually hard on the balls and wallet."

"The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite So he went back four seconds."

"Traffic in every Florida city is crazy! Drivers are maniacs! Saturday afternoon there was a taxi driver who had to pull out to avoid a kid. .... .... ... He fell off the sofa."

"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."

"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."