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Joke of the Day

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's"

"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."

"My Grandpa has a French rifle from WWII It was never fired, but it was dropped once."

"This is my stepladder... I never knew my real ladder."

"Jokes With Sweet Wife I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrrows too high"

"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."

"Hangs a sign on front door that says ""Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb"" to deter burglars"

"Coworker to me: "" Why are you always rushing out of here after work? You're single with no kids."" Me: "" Exactly."""

"What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad."